Help Wanted: Agent to represent highly talented and Beautiful people
Salary 50 million US dollars plus Bonus and future international opportunities, if you are successful and obtain a contract for our clients.
A bit about or clients and the contract♦
In light of the failed minimum wage due to lack of a realistic goal and no room for negotiation by poorly motivated and talentless even careless representatives. Our clients seek an agent to sit down at the table and negotiate a living wage with the Government of “We the People” in our Nations Capitol.
The idea of a minimum wage seems preposterous in this day and age. It is the sentiment of many that by seeking a low ball minimum for our clients, some 150 million or so of them working for sub standard wages with no benefits the recent contract was destined to fail from the initial proposal. There was never any room for negotiation or bargaining in the original proposal nor was the wage going to actually raise the standard of living for any of our many talented hard working clients. The half hearted initiative was doomed for failure from the beginning, any agent representing his or her client knows that you come in at the high end and negotiate for the best deal you can get for your client. It is irresponsible to start at the bottom when you are representing your client as well as yourself as their representative. Unless of course you are working for the other party or in collusion with them to keep the people that hired you at the bottom.
Our clients are asking for a realistic and what should be a fair contract of a living wage… 25.00 an hour with benefits would be a great place to start as far as an initial offer. It would be from that position or starting point that a satisfactory living wage could be negotiated and allow our clients to have a bit of dignity and decent quality of life.
The Unions used to increase the wages and quality of life for many of our clients parents and families yet they have been for the most part destroyed from within and without as those in charge of the Unions became corrupt and those in our Government have been rewarded by Corporations and Big Business with lucrative gifts, money and the Lobbyists that they rub elbows with on a daily basis. As there is no real voice of our clients in the Congress or Senate seeking to negotiate or win a contract for a living wage we would like to hire an Agent of the Highest caliber to negotiate a contract with the Congress and Senate for a living wage. We are of course willing to be realistic; however our clients are worth more than the minimum! As they are very talented hard working and beautiful people with families to support and it would be nice if they could spend time with them and not have to work two or three jobs or need food stamps to put food on the table or a roof over the heads of their families or themselves.
Future opportunities in other Nations are a definite possibility if you are successful in obtaining a contract here in the U.S.
You will be paid upon a signed contract within ninety days. Our clients will each pay one dollar to the fund upon receipt of the contract and payment of said wage by their respective employers. Via a fund set up in your name.
Interested applicants should contact this blog and set up an interview.
Thank you in advance.. If you have negotiated contracts for big name stars and athletes for millions this should be a piece of cake job worth far more than the percentage you got for those contracts… Could even go into the hundred million range as I am sure that many of our clients would gladly contribute at least 5 dollars to the fund for a signed contract!